I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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