Quick, to the slutcave!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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