Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize