if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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