This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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