i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
