I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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