I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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