i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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