i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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