Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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