.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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