My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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