This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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