But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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