Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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