Michael Bay diarrhea
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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