Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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