The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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