So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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