nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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