is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize