My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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