Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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