I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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