so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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