When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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