More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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