we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
