i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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