Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Holy shit dude........stairs
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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