It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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