There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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