Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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