so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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