There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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