just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I need a burrito and a hug.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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