Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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