also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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