I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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