Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I had to cum in my sink.
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