I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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