I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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