So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i was born a porn star she said
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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