What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Boobs are out for the taking
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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