VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he puts the penis in happiness.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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