You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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