Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna have a badass scar
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Drunk is a universal language darling
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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