I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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