Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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