Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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