You really coming over, don't trick.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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